May 2012
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Suddenly I realize that I have no choice but to come out to my Mimi (one of my grandmas) this month…
She’ll be staying here for a while at the end of the month, which includes the day I’m going to the pride march and pride fest in the city.
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So my dog literally chases her tail, catches it,...
Watchdeath-formybirthday:
I will forever reblog this, long hur dun cur.
terrifying.
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My dog won't poop.
I want to go to the store. But I can’t just leave her only for her to go poop inside. So I’m stuck here. Fucking dog. Why must you be difficult with your dislike for pooping when it’s hot out?
Make Your Own Invisible Ink
fakescience:
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Watchfuck-the-euphoria:
mmm-libertyy:
pestrella8:
someone get this guy a job at coldstone.
Omg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
hahahahaa holy shit!
Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
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I hate when holidays get in the way of package-sending.
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Sucks when
I make something for someone and I end up loving it so much, that I really don’t want to give it away…
I hope I can easily make another one so I can have one for myself :/
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I feel like a bag of poop
It’d be real nice if when I ask if you are going in the shower soon, instead of saying yes and then sitting in a lounge chair for the next half hour you’d say yes and go into the shower.
Unless you want me to arrange it so that I run with the dog outside like a sweaty lunatic and then come inside and sit right next to you.
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becky-van-bruiser replied to your post: All I want to do is fucking accomplish something…
I’M TAKING A DEFENSIVE DRIVING COURSE ONLINE TOO, DID YOU WATCH THE INSPIRING VIDEO ABOUT LAKE YET?
Haha, if there is one, I haven’t seen it yet. But I’m taking the AARP one, which one are you taking? I’m currently at section 2.4.84
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All I want to do is fucking accomplish something on my own without my parents taking credit for it.
I can’t even take a god damn defensive driving course online without my dad being condescending as if I’m too stupid to ask for help on tests that I’m taking at home around them. So now, if I decide to ask, it’s because he told me to.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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Yep, of course it’s my fault.
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
